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Welcome to Calorie Comedy Club, where we take weight loss seriously—while keeping it light-hearted! Laughter isn't just the best medicine; it's a tried-and-tested calorie counter that seriously changes lives for the better. If you've been over indulging, fear not! Our unique blend of comedy and health-conscious calorie counting will have you shedding those extra pounds with a smile.
Join us for a guilt-free, belly-aching good time as we embark on a journey back to wellness together. Our club isn't just about laughs; it's about embracing a healthier, happier you. Here's to a lighter, brighter, and laughter-filled 2024. See you there!
Need a hand? Chat with us live! Our hosts are ready to assist. Find the chat icon at the bottom right-hand corner of this website. Whether it's a quick question or detailed queries, we're here to help! If we're away, don't worry; your message will convert to an email, and we'll get back to you as soon as we're online. Your inquiries matter to us!
Losing weight doesn't have to be a snooze-fest; in fact, a good chuckle can make the journey so much better!
Welcome to Calorie Comedy Club — your freshest, most upbeat weight loss and wellness hangout in town! We’re all about making dreams a reality, boosting your confidence, and, hey, having an absolute blast while shedding those pounds.
Picture this: a personalised calorie-counting plan just for you, backed by real celebratory milestones worth shouting about. And guess what? It’s all part of our weekly shindig where you'll mingle with folks smashing similar goals.
We’re real and we know the script. We know how tough it can be to lose weight and we’re all on an active journey!
Join our welcoming, chilled-out, friendly clubs — your spot to track progress and snag sustainable lifestyle tips that truly put you in the driver's seat.
No fads, no strict diets — just real, lasting weight loss as we live it up and enjoy the ride! You’ll leave us feeling on top of the world, positive, and oh-so-ready to conquer the week ahead—with a grin from ear to ear!
Our Club Locations & Times
The Hub (Greenock) - Express Weigh & Go Club:
Tuesday: 12:30pm - 2:30pm
Saturday: 10:30am - 11:30am
Tesco Cafe (Port Glasgow):
Tuesday: 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Tesco Cafe (Greenock):
Wednesday: 6:30pm - 7:30pm
Ravenscraig Activity Centre (Greenock) - Member + Toddler Club:
Thursday: 9:30am - 10:30am
Unveil your personalised calorie-counting journey, tried, tested, and tailor-made just for you! Join our friendly weekly club—think of it as your uplifting pit stop among like-minded folks.
At our cozy, laid-back clubs, it's all about tracking progress and grabbing those sustainable lifestyle tweaks that let you take back control of the steering wheel.
Leave with a spring in your step, ready to tackle the week ahead with a smile, positivity, and heaps of motivation!
Get in touch
Got any questions about our clubs or want to enquire about the 1:1 Inspire Club? Just fill out this form and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can.
Or e-mail us at hello@caloriecomedyclub.com