Come hang out with us every week at our laid-back clubs, where you have the option to hop on the scale for your Personal Progress Check.
Unearth motivation through the shared adventures of our Club Host, ambassadors, and the whole crew - everyone in the room shares the same aims and gets the highs and lows you face.
Picture this: each week at our club, we dive into a fresh theme. Expect a blend of mouthwatering recipes, nifty tips, and downright delightful ideas that are the secret sauce to your success. It's not just a meet-up; it's a vibrant hub of support, wisdom, and a sprinkle of laughter to keep things lively!
Each week, we will showcase one of the
four Calorie Comedy Club essentials:
• Food Focus
• Move More
• Motivational Mindset
• Healthy Humour
Join Our Club at Ravenscraig Soft Play!
Are you short on time and have little ones to look after? Our club at Ravenscraig Soft Play is perfect for you! This relaxed and informal club allows the kids to have fun without worrying about keeping them quiet, giving them a fun-filled experience as well as you.
Whether you’re a Mum, Dad, Granny, Grandad, Aunty, Uncle, or any other caregiver, you’re more than welcome to join in the fun. We offer private and uplifting weigh-ins in a room next to the soft play area, so your kids can enjoy themselves while you have the accountability of a weekly weigh-in without needing to find a sitter.
As a club member, you will receive our motivational weekly email, which contains hints and tips covering different topics each week. You’ll also have access to our private members-only Facebook group with like-minded members. Plus, enjoy an exclusive 20% discount at Costa Coffee in the café!
Your kids can enjoy the soft play area for free while you relax with a cuppa and chat with other club members. Weigh-ins are conducted between 09:30-10:30, but you’re welcome to stay longer at the soft play. All this is available for only £25.99 per month, and we continue through the school holidays as well—win-win!
Easy, Healthy Plans
Welcome to our club where we blend calorie counting, moving more, a sprinkle of mindset magic, and a pinch of comedy for the ultimate recipe in life-changing fun!
Calorie counting becomes a breeze with our choice of easy-to-use app recommendations. They’ll be your sidekick in tracking what you eat and how you move. We’ve got a treasure trove of recommendations to keep your journey deliciously simple.
Your goals? They're as unique as you are! We’ll help you set bite-sized celebratory, celebration milestones so you never feel swamped—because small wins lead to huge victories!
Getting active doesn’t mean becoming a marathon champ overnight. A stroll with your pet or some house dance-offs can totally get that heart racing. We’re an inclusive club for all!
And guess what? We’re not about old school diet culture! At our club, we’re all about celebrating every unique body and leaving judgment at the door. We’re here for body confidence, embracing uniqueness, and cheering on every step towards a healthier you. Because, let’s be real, healthy looks incredible on everyone!
Our mindset hacks will have you cheering for yourself and dreaming big in no time!
We love a good laugh! Join us for our weekly open mic where we spill the beans on our hilarious, real-life adventures of weight-loss.
It’s all about progress, one day, one step, and yes, even one chuckle at a time! Let’s have a blast making those awesome changes together!
The Club Community
Our weekly clubs are complemented by an exclusive community of fabulous, real life members who understand that this journey can have its challenges as well as the successes. And by god do they love a good laugh too!
We are always ready to share personal experience and support you!
Share recipes, tips, ideas and join the hype on our private Facebook group which is safe from the outside world, completely confidential and supported by Club Hosts and Ambassadors.
Ask questions, watch videos and find inspiration in each other. We actively encourage our members to join in!
Our Club Locations & Times
The Hub (Greenock) - Express Weigh & Go Club:
Tuesday: 12:30pm - 2:30pm
Saturday: 10:30am - 11:30am
Tesco Cafe (Port Glasgow):
Tuesday: 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Tesco Cafe (Greenock):
Wednesday: 6:30pm - 7:30pm
Ravenscraig Activity Centre (Greenock) - Member + Toddler Club:
Thursday: 9:30am - 10:30am
FAQs
What are the club times?
Club times are available above.
What are the club costs?
Club Membership - £25.99
Couples Membership - £37.99 (Those in a relationship)
Am I locked into a contract?
No - you can make changes to memberships at any time.
Can I cancel?
We don’t believe in tying members into contracts, but if you want to cancel or make changes to your membership just drop an email to our member success team at hello@caloriecomedyclub.com. All memberships are non-refundable.
Can I pay weekly, quarterly or yearly?
No - we offer monthly terms at the costs explained above.
What about member confidentiality?
Our weigh-in sessions are private and confidential between you and the Club Host.
What happens at the clubs?
You will have a weigh-in which involves stepping on the scale and having a quick and friendly chat with the Club Host or Club Ambassador. You can then join the club where we discuss recipes, best practice and more to help keep you motivated.