Club Costs
NO JOINING FEE GUARANTEE!
We believe that members who attend clubs are more likely to be successful in their weight-loss and wellbeing journey.
This is why we make it super simple and easy to maintain your club commitment - being involved every week keeps you motivated, informed and feeling positive.
We offer two membership types;
Club Membership at £25.99 per month
Couples Membership at £37.99 per month (huge 27% saving!)
NO JOINING FEE!
Get 10% Off!
If you're a Blue Light cardholder, Tesco or EE employee, or a Senior (67+), you can enjoy an exclusive 10% discount!
Just sign up as usual, then email us a copy of your Blue Light card or a wage slip showing your employer details to hello@caloriecomedyclub.com to apply the discount.
Club Membership - £25.99
Join our club for the ultimate experience! Our friendly Club Hosts turn in-person weigh-ins into a fun and interactive experience. These sessions are supportive, confidential, and always light-hearted, so there's no need to dread the scales here. Plus, membership includes weekly chats with other members where tips and motivation come alive.
Become a part of our vibrant Calorie Comedy Club community and discover why our club is the perfect blend of fun and support. Ready to kick off your Calorie Comedy Club adventure?
First payment on joining will a be pro-rata amount*
Memberships must be purchased online through our easy-to-use booking system which is used when booking. Only then will your space be booked on any of our clubs.
We’re upfront and honest with no messy contracts, missed week charges, joining fees, cancellation fees. It’s one easy recurring card payment on the 1st of each month. If you ever need to make any changes to your membership just drop an email to the member success team at hello@caloriecomedyclub.com.
We pride ourselves on being easy to do business with!
Our Club Locations & Times
The Hub (Greenock) - Express Club (Weigh & Go):
Tuesday: 12:30pm - 2:30pm
Saturday: 10:30am - 11:30am
Tesco Cafe (Port Glasgow):
Tuesday: 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Tesco Cafe (Greenock):
Wednesday: 6:30pm - 7:30pm
Ravenscraig Activity Centre (Greenock) - Member + Toddler Club:
Thursday: 9:30am - 10:30am
