TERMS OF SERVICE
TERMS AND CONDITIONS
Last updated 09.06.24
Welcome to Calorie Comedy Club: Terms and Conditions
Agreement to Terms:
These Terms and Conditions establish a legally binding agreement between you and Calorie Comedy Club Ltd concerning your usage of the CalorieComedyClub.com website and associated media channels. By accessing the site, you agree to adhere to these terms. Failure to comply necessitates immediate cessation of site usage.
Additional terms may be appended periodically and are integrated into this agreement. We reserve the right to amend these terms at any time and will notify you of changes through the "Last updated" date. Your continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of any revised terms.
The site’s content is not intended for use in jurisdictions where distribution contravenes laws or regulations. Users accessing the site from other locations bear responsibility for complying with local laws.
Social Media Guidelines:
Welcome to the Calorie Comedy Club, a vibrant hub of positivity and support. We encourage respectful interactions across our social media platforms. Please ensure that your comments, posts, and engagements align with our values of inclusivity and respect. Harassment, hate speech, or any form of disrespectful behaviour towards fellow members or the club will not be tolerated. The club reserves the right to moderate or remove content that violates these guidelines.
Website Usage and Membership Subscription:
By becoming a member through our website, you agree to our terms and conditions, including the monthly subscription and cancellation policy. Our monthly subscription is billed automatically, and cancellation requires a 30-day notice in writing to hello@caloriecomedyclub.com. Please note that subscription fees are non-refundable, and any cancellation requests must be received at least 30 days before the next billing cycle to avoid further charges.
Conduct Expectations:
At the Calorie Comedy Club, we uphold a zero-tolerance policy towards alcohol or substance use within our club environments. Members are expected to conduct themselves respectfully, refraining from behaviour that may disrupt the supportive atmosphere of the community. Any behaviour involving alcohol or substances observed within club premises will result in immediate action, including the cancellation of memberships. Notifications regarding membership cancellations due to such behaviour will be sent via email.
Cybersecurity Protection:
Protecting our members' data and the club's integrity is paramount. We employ robust cybersecurity measures to safeguard against potential cyber threats. However, we advise members to ensure the security of their personal information by using strong passwords, avoiding sharing sensitive details publicly, and being cautious of phishing attempts or suspicious links. In the event of any suspected cybersecurity threats or breaches, please report them immediately to hello@caloriecomedyclub.com.
Intellectual Property Rights:
Unless specified otherwise, the site’s source code, databases, content, trademarks, and logos are proprietary or licensed to Calorie Comedy Club Ltd, protected by copyright and trademark laws. The content is provided "AS IS" for personal, non-commercial use. No part of the site may be exploited for commercial purposes without express written permission.
Eligible users receive a limited licence for personal, non-commercial site use. All other rights remain reserved.
User Representations:
By utilising the site, you affirm that all provided registration information is accurate and current. You agree not to use automated means to access the site or for any illegal purpose. Any false information grants us the right to suspend or terminate your account and site usage.
User Registration:
Site registration may be mandatory, and users must maintain password confidentiality. We reserve the right to remove or modify inappropriate usernames at our discretion.
Prohibited Activities:
You may not access or use the Site for any purpose other than that for which we make the Site available. The Site may not be used in connection with any commercial endeavours except those that are specifically endorsed or approved by us.
User Generated Contributions:
Users may contribute content, ensuring it doesn't violate copyright or infringe on any third-party rights. Contributions must not be false, misleading, or solicit personal information from minors. Violation of these terms may result in the suspension or termination of site privileges.
Conclusion:
Calorie Comedy Club is a community dedicated to supporting each member's journey towards healthier lifestyles and a positive mindset. By joining us, you acknowledge and agree to adhere to these terms and conditions, ensuring a pleasant and rewarding experience for all members.
For any inquiries, feedback, or concerns regarding our terms and conditions, feel free to reach out to us through the provided contact details on the website.
Complaints & Compliments:
We strive to ensure your experience at Calorie Comedy Club is enjoyable. However, if you have a concern or compliment:
Submit Complaint or Compliment: Send details in writing to hello@caloriecomedyclub.com or to our Head Office address.
Acknowledgement: Expect an automated acknowledgment within 24 hours upon receipt of your complaint.
Resolution Timeframe: We aim to resolve complaints within 5 working days and will keep you informed throughout the process.
Your satisfaction matters, and we appreciate your patience as we address your concerns.
Contact Us
Should you need to contact us, please use the details below.
Head Office
In Writing:
Calorie Comedy Club LTD
Suite 1 West Renfrew House
26 Brougham Street
Greenock
PA16 8AD
Telephone or WhatsApp message: 01475 325425 (Monday-Friday 0900-1700)
E-Mail: hello@caloriecomedyclub.com (72 hour response time)